Since we parked up here I’ve been keeping an eye on these fluffy things. They look a bit like us but bigger. MUCH bigger. Dad says they are sheep, whatever that is.

And there’s this other dog, looks like one we used to go to puppy class with. And I swear he is stalking us! Everytime I look I can see him watching, circling.

Hang on! What’s that noise? He’s under the van! ANd I sense he is by the back step. What does he want? Wait a minute – does he think we’re these sheep things too? I’ll give him sheep in a minute – let me at him!!!